Here's Our Line Up

Brigitte
Gary
Ginny
Hailey
Jessica
Kent
Layne
Lee
Mary
Ray
Robyn
Sue
Wendy

So, has everybody weighed themselves? Remember this starting weight, because in three months time, we will all look back at that number and laugh in it's face.
I find that laughing really works my abs, so here are a few dieting jokes to get our six packs on their way.

" A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least five pounds."
When the blonde returns, she's lost nearly 20 pounds. "Why, that's amazing!" the doctor says. "Did you follow my instructions?"
The blonde nods. "I'll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day."
"From hunger, you mean?" asked the doctor.
"No, from skipping."


"You have to stay in shape.
My mother started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
She's 97 now and we have no idea where she is."


"Chocolate is a vegetable. How, you ask? Chocolate is derived from cacao beans. Bean = vegetable. Sugar is derived from either sugar CANE or sugar BEETS. Both are plants, which places them in the vegetable category. Thus, chocolate is a vegetable."